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~xX-Alden--Panic-Xx
Alden
Artist | Student | Varied
United States
I wonder if I can just....














































Make a giant gap...

Favourite genre of music: Metal, Rock, Classical, Dubstep, Filthy Dubstep, Jazz, Blues, Country, Pop, Hardstyle, Techno
Favourite style of art: Scratchy, Sketchy, Grungey, Filthy, and Angry
MP3 player of choice: Sony
Wallpaper of choice: Anything sleek or Halloween like
Favourite cartoon character: Calvin and Hobbes
Personal Quote: Here today. Gone tomorrow?
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WHAT. ARE YOU SERIOUS. WHAT.

Okay, first, I would like to state that the admins of this house own 8 dogs.

That said, I found that the average annual cost of dog ownership in $695 dollars. Not a whole lot, is it? For an entire year, that's not to bad. That's basically 60 bucks a month. Not even 60.

But you have NO IDEA how much I cringed when I multiplied that number respectively by 8.

5560

THAT IS 463.33 PER MONTH. WE DO NOT HAVE THAT KIND OF FUCKING MONEY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. NO WONDER WE DON'T HAVE HEAT ANYMORE, YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES.
WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST!? WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO BREATH MY AIR, AND LET MY LUNGS FILL WITH DUST. GAHHHHHHHHHH. I JUST. I CAN'T. LIKE. IS THIS EVEN. WHAY WOULD. AUHGGYFAIGUCFACYIGU. WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THIS?
  • Mood: Bitter
  • Listening to: ANYTHING ANGRY
  • Eating: FIRE
  • Drinking: NIGHTMARES

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:iconthe-evil-plankton:
Hi Alden , not facing yer glitch....it's too annoying. But I guess that's what you were going for......heh heh good to see yer still active though. Are you doing anything interesting for the summer ? Oh and I finally posted a collage of things I found amusing in Africa. There were other things that I unfortunately couldn't get pics of. Like a garden center called "lots of pot " and instead of having signs on oversized trucks saying " wide load " theirs said "abnormal ". Also funny was the way they say thank you in afrikans. This is the other major language in South Africa. Thank you sounds exactly like " buy a donkey " it was difficult to say it to people with a strait face even though to them I was being polite.
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~FoxxLovesCherries Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you very very much for the watch!!!! :iconiloveitplz:
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:iconxx-alden--panic-xx:
~xX-Alden--Panic-Xx Jan 26, 2013  Student General Artist
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:iconfoxxlovescherries:
~FoxxLovesCherries Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
whut?
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~worldtravel04 Jan 18, 2013  Professional Photographer
thanks for the fav
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